well, another First Thursday event happened last night – my German cohort and i decided to brave the thunderstorms and see some art. but first, we stopped over at the Gilt Club for some pre-game drinks. nothing like a little alcohol to ease the pain of the First Thursday Art Walk – and they know how to serve it up over there.. not to mention some tasty snacks as well.
two words.. mini burger!
so off into the wild art scene we wandered… hoping for signs of creativity redefined only to see that once again, the liberal use of the word art is still being applied to anything you can put a tag on and try to get people to buy. The Everett Station Lofts & Galleries (ESL) has always been a hub for emerging artists. their mission statement is to support local art by offering (somewhat) affordable live/work spaces – some of which have retail storefronts. having lived and curated there for almost 6 years, i have a deep fondness for the potential it offers. sadly, as when i lived there, it often disappoints.
this is in part, a result of the lazy attitudes of some of these curatorial hat wearing custodians of crap and how they run their spaces. take for example one space whose owner told me she had decided not to position her lights for the show – cause she just didn’t feel like it. and while saying this to me, she realized that half her lights weren’t even on… uh, how can you call yourself a good curator when half your show is in the dark?! this was of course one of the spaces that i inhabited during my tenure so i was even more saddened by the shear lack of effort put forth. i was so uninterested after that point, i didn’t even bother to see what the name of the gallery was even called… maybe just call it the “i don’t give a shit gallery”!
the other problem with the ESL is the fact that more and more of the ground floor galleries are no longer being lived in. what is left are people that don’t have the same pride in they’re space as they would have, had they lived there. they come down once a month open up for a few hours trying to sell their friend’s paintings that they got the night before and then wonder why no one takes them serious as a gallery – complaining that there are so many homeless people standing in and shitting on your doorway – no doi, they think you don’t live there and that they can sell and smoke their crack there, too. these are LIVE & WORK spaces people – if you don’t want to live there, go rent a storefront like everyone else. otherwise, man up and make the difference!
a funny thing about the homeless around that area, they are definitely getting wise about how to work the system. i saw one guy in a blazer walking around looking at the art while clutching his wine glass for dear life! he’s no dummy. he knows that as long as he doesn’t make a scene and pretends to actually look at the art, he can drink for free! this was of course in the Anka Gallery (as of writing this post, the site is down – go figure! maybe they got busted for serving underage kids as well as the homeless!).
the show over at Anka was a shining example of what happens when you have too much space and no brain power to make good use of it.. so what do they do? fill it up with really bad art… like the paint by numbers pieces that you could participate in.. ok, you know what? i’m all for participatory art, but this just looks ugly.
sadly tho, there was much more crap on the walls and in the air to write about..

this looks like a first year design class project that got rejected from showing in the halls of their school... please make a mental note, if the school you attend wont show it, why must you torture the rest of us by displaying it in a gallery?!

my favorite part is how they lit it using red green and blue lights... ooohh fancy! that's not going to make it look any better... just in case you were wondering - it's still looks like crap!
the back room (or should i call it the bathroom) looked like some drunk asshole took some paint and decided to write his name everywhere… you’re not Louis Vuitton – they can do that because they are a premium brand – you’re just an idiot. oh and by the way, before you try and create a brand for your company name – maybe you should make sure that no one else is using it.. Lip Factory? (not shown in this image, but the LF tag was everywhere in the room).

uhh.... bite me?
i just googled : Jonathan Stanish Lip Factory and found a press release for a show he did a few months back at Gallery Zero (why Gallery Zero? maybe that’s how much of his art they sold?). anyway, i guess this is the same show or maybe it’s his only show.. what i do know is that it’s not good.
“A gregarious glimpse into Stanish’s unique worldview: the minutiae and detritus of a starkly detailed inner life of surreal repetitions, iconic landscapes and the calamity of memory.” excerpt from GalleryZero’s press release for show titled SEX, DRUGS AND THE LIP FACTORY.
this sounds like more art school bullshit used to cover up the fact that it’s just bad art.
around the corner and into Eyeful Gallery where typically i don’t mind their work – it’s usually the same 6 pieces of glass all the time – nothing special, but decent enough. this month however, they decided to shake things up a bit with DJs.. not just 1 but 4!

you know it's bad when DJ's spin other DJ's mixes... i swear i heard DJ Spooky..
4 DJs and a ton of wacky clothing and wacky people wearing said wacky clothing.. having grown up in the eighties, i really just don’t understand why you want to make yourself look as ugly as possible – it’s not ironic, it’s just dumb!

maybe she should try wearing something green next time.

word? ok, how about the word garbage?
this kind of shit makes me hate going to ESL on First Thursday.. until, i remember that there are some cool galleries on this block… but before we get to them, there were a couple more bad shows that i have to mention…
Litterbox gallery – they’ve obviously set their expectations high and they didn’t disappoint! we went inside to dig in the box and we definitely dug up some crap. i would have taken a photo, but it was really dark in there, plus i think the work might have broken my camera…

an artists rendition of the Litterbox Gallery..
another show worth mentioning was the show over at Ogle – seeing the installation from outside was all i needed. if there was a statement for the work, i’m sure it was more art school bullshit in an attempt to give meaning to PAINTED PALLETS… yes that’s all it is. pallets with paint on them. it’s really too bad too, cause i think Val puts on some great shows there, this one however… not really a shining moment.

that's right - pallets with paint..
thankfully, past that show was the work of illustrator Matthew Clark over at Sequential Gallery – not only does he draw Superman, he IS superman for rescuing me from the horrors of all the bad work i’d just seen. his show, Submit: Unedited featured his original drawings showcased next to the published version. a very cool thing to see, but sadly i know this is just work for him and not his art… what i want is more of his actual ART.. which i know he’s capable of.. but definitely check out the work cause he’s a talented man!

seen here with no eyebrows (WTF?) Kaebel Hashitani owner and curator of Sequential Art Gallery + Studio. oh look, he's got a heart-on!
another great show was the work of Justin Hillgrove – Imps and Monsters. i just loved his little creatures as they frolicked through the flat shadows of the landscapes behind them. stories of old friends and new – sharing, laughing, loving.. emotional yet childlike. simply put, charming and wonderful!

"i'll trade you this battery for your pine-cone"
definitely for me, the show stopper was over at 24PDX Gallery with Alex Pardee’s “Self Portraits of other people that i drew all by myself pretty much“. i just love the depth of his bigger pieces. the piece below a little more stark than the others, but one of my favorites for sure.

talk about a splitting headache!
there were a bunch of little drawings off to the side of famous horror film villains – while somewhat nostalgic, they seemed more like doodles than finished pieces… but the main pieces in the show were fantastic. each piece so dense with color and texture. the face off between good and evil. an interesting glimpse into the reality of humankind – cute and cuddly on the surface while the inner demon slowly overtaking the soul… another piece of an innocent girl and a decidedly evil tree man/thing sharing a gentle kiss. i found myself wondering what would happen next – was it all a dream to her? would the evil tree engulf her? or did they just happen to meet for that one moment in time to share an expression of true love never to see each other again? i guess we’ll never know…